If I KILL Myself, Will I be Charged with MURDER?
For the philosophical mind, not the weak hearted.
Such a question has been fathomed upon since the early dinosaur era. Such a though first came to the Williamosaurus, who then passed it on to his son, Barack Obama, who later passed it on to his father Britney Spears. This thought has been long kept inside of the family and only yesterday did I manage to penetrate their mental barricade and "borrow" the thought. I do not know whether this was worth it as I cannot sleep. What would happen if I killed myself? Would I go to jail? Hopefully someone can answer it for me. That is the reason why I have been wearing this shirt everywhere. It would be pretty weird to just ask people randomly this, right? Anyway, provolone on mac is pretty good. See you in the museum!
.: Classic fit (How classic is it though? Like old times or like seventeen? )
.: 100% Cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors. I believe it mostly depends on the mood of the colour. I hate yellow, always acting like a fridge that has too much apple sauce in it).
.: Light fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) Have fun deciphering what that means, mortal!
.: Tear away label. try not to cry while reading that.
.: Runs true to size. Be careful, sometimes sprints. KEEP on leash at all times!