For Legal Reasons This is a Joke
Sometimes people will call the law enforcement on you due to your jokes. To prevent that from happening wear this t-shirt 24/7. Works like a charm, try it for yourself.
If you still are not persuaded perhaps you should check out these exquisite specs:
.: Classic fit
.: 100% Cotton (fibre content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size